An imaginary guestbook, hosting writers from Shakespeare to Pynchon "It seems to be some very extensive museum, a place of many levels, and new wings that generate like living tissue-though if it all does grow toward some end shape, those who are here inside can't see it."
"Objective: Integrate diverse elements from a wide variety of media into a conceptually unified syncretic framework..."
Disclaimers and legal amusements
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Some portions may or may not be works of fiction and should not be used for factual reference without independent research
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